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[Santa Is Back]

"Blitzen, I'm trying to sneak down the chimney, but I'm holly jolly thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks will wake the children"

[GIRLS NIGHT]

There is simply no better way to assert dominance than to Heely [tm] away from your pursuing killer.
Good film aside from that. I enjoyed the colors

[So this is Splatoon 3]

Hittin' that grizzy

[New Friends]

I'd have thought Chappie would be more conscious of the whole "robots-can't-do-drugs" thing ever since she lost her favorite Heroin Arm (it was because of the heroin)

grumpyfart responds:

LMAOOO!!! This comment is awesome

[Spamton Sells Crystal Meth]

The punchline of 'Crystal Meth' takes a backseat to the torrent of lobe-shriveling cutaways. Is this humor, or something higher?

Cockadoodledee responds:

this is 'highmour'

[Gura VS Oreo]

Gura was hopelessly outmatched. She's lucky the Oreos didn't bother to retaliate in the time it took for Chat's brilliance to save her

[TOME: Hard Reset]

Damn, that joke was dry. Glad we can leave it buried in the past now

[Homelander-Chan Ep.1: God Bless America]

It occurs to me that Despicable Me is one of the few cases of supervillains existing without superheroes. Anyways good video

[Chaotic Heart: Season 2 - The Starved and the Serpent (Episode 1)]

New! Chaotic! Heart! New! Chaotic! Heart!
Lovely to again be graced by the pleasant combination of grand, painted scenery and smooth, simple animated elements. However, Nine, I can't stress this enough: you *need* to be more generous with audio effects.
I'm not sure how other viewers feel, but Leo's unaltered baritone doesn't quite suit the massive black demon snake, and that severely subtracts from the presence it has. Supernatural creatures deserve supernatural voices.

ForgeFrog responds:

I'm very happy that you enjoyed this episode! Nine works very hard on these shows :)

As for the audio effects, I will keep that in mind for next time.

[CHUNKS PLUSH (dead ad)]

Not buying unless I can get it over-the-counter from a large-chested witch.