Total Medals Earned: 415 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,835 Points
Medals Earned: 19/44 (100/165 points)
Open the first present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the ninteenth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the Night of the Little Candles present!
It's cooked! In a good way!
Open the twentieth present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Medals Earned: 12/30 (70/425 points)
Completed the first level! WOW!
Completed level 2!
Completed level 3!
Completed level 4!
Completed level 5!
Completed level 6!
Completed level 7!
Completed level 8!
Completed level 9!
Completed level 10!
Completed level 11!
Completed level 12!
Completed level 13!
Completed level 14!
Halfway There! Completed level 15!
Completed level 16!
Completed level 17!
Completed level 18!
Completed level 19!
Completed level 20!
Completed level 21!
Completed level 22!
Completed level 23!
Completed level 24!
Completed level 25!
Completed level 26!
Completed level 27!
Completed level 28!
Completed level 29!
Completed the final level!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 14/14 (570/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Equip any item
Equip an item in each team slot
Buy a book
Get 100 kills in a game
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Play "The Last Dog"
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/30 points)
You put The Blammer out of his misery
You smacked the Blammer!
You didn't want to hear any background noise
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Get punched by a banana
Get skewered on spikes
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (300/300 points)
Finish the demo with Shlomo
Finish the demo with Dasha
Get +4 Karma
Get -4 Karma
Beat a boss without taking a hit
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/95 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/200 points)
Start the game
Get the first power-up
Get the second power-up
Get the third power-up
Win
Speedrun in under 300 seconds